Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle
i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden
Comparing dinosaurs to a Boeing 737-900. Via BBC News
Not gonna lie, there was a brief moment where I thought the y axis was cruising altitude
24 HOUR STAGEIT: ROUND TWO!!!
Last year we stayed on the internet, live for 24 hours straight... and had the best time of EVER. We have decided to do it again, and will be partying with musicians and goofballs all day/night/forever long, plus doing live lip-syncing & advice-giving, plus WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
Get your tickets now!
**Absolute delirium and fort-building around 3am guaranteed**
Last year we did a makeover at 3am which resulted in Dannielle having only one of her eyes covered in eye shadow which we then named “Dora.” So… that’s an idea of why you should probably get a goddamn ticket.
Also, mango came out of my nose at one point. bye
This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions.
What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.
As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.
Sir Pterry: gift to humanity.
I spy with my little eye TEGAN QUIN!!
Why didn’t y’all tell me Holly’s “job in San Francisco” was selling dish detergent?
I love how disgusted she looks in that first image. Like “Jesus, fuck, Mike. The utensils go in handles down—handles down, Mike. How fucking hard is that? God, you’re worse at organizing the dishwasher than making me orgasm. This is a new low, Mike. A new low.”
partners in gun fixing
…there seems to be a theme i’ve got going smh
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
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